Nuttin' For Christmas
Sherlock Holmes

Music intro Blue Carbuncle - man shows wife doll
I broke my bat on Johnny's head; Six Napoleons - man bashes napoleon
Somebody snitched on me. Six Napoleons - Holmes watches
I hid a frog in sister's bed; Speckled Band - snake on bed
Somebody snitched on me. Speckled Band - Holmes and dead man
I spilled some ink Second Stain - woman stabs
On Mommy's rug; Second Stain - turns rug over
I made Tommy eat a bug; Devil's Foot - forces man over lantern
Bought some gum with a penny slug;l Final Problem - trying to sell Mona Lisa
Somebody snitched on me. Final Problem - Holmes sees Moriarity
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Blue Carbuncle - police stop man before window
Mommy and Daddy are mad. Blue Carbuncle - mad lady
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Blue Carbuncle - thief pleads to Holmes
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. .
I put a tack on Priory Schoool - bastard son pulls away heir
Teacher's chair Priory Schoool - sad duke in chair
somebody snitched on me. Priory Schoool - Holmes and bastard son
I tied a knot in Susie's hair Copper Beeches - wants to touch hair
somebody snitched on me. Copper Beeches - Holmes stops him from attacking
I did a dance on Mommy's plants Musgrave Ritual - making love in loft
climbed a tree and tore my pants Creeping man
Filled the sugar bowl with ants Three Gables - boy being beaten
somebody snitched on me. Three Gables - gossip
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Three Gables - holmes snitches away paper
Mommy and Daddy are mad. Three Gables - grandmother and holmes upset
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Three Gables - depressed woman, newspaper
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. Three Gables - woman attacks holmes
I won't be seeing Santa Claus; Cardboard Box - man attacks wife
Somebody snitched on me. Cardboard Box - woman collapses with box
He won't come visit me because Cardboard Box - man in jail
Somebody snitched on me. Cardboard Box - face under ice
Next year I'll be going straight; Blue Carbuncle - man out of jail kisses children
Next year I'll be good, just wait Dancing Men - closes cocaine box
I'd start now, but it's too late; Vampyre - holmes scares Watson
Somebody snitched on me. Blackmailer - watson turns away annoyed
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Cardboard Box - holmes decorating instruments
Mommy and Daddy are mad. Dying Detective - Mrs Hudson and Watson walking down street
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Eligible Bachelor - holmes in nightshirt in rain
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. Naval Treaty - VR in bullet holes
So you better be good whatever you do Blue Carbuncle - woman walking up Christmas stairs
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you, .
You'll get nuttin' Blue Carbuncle - woman petting empty case
For Christmas. Blue Carbuncle - gem goes into Holmes' drawer





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