| Music intro | Blue Carbuncle - man shows wife doll |
| I broke my bat on Johnny's head; | Six Napoleons - man bashes napoleon | Somebody snitched on me. | Six Napoleons - Holmes watches |
| I hid a frog in sister's bed; | Speckled Band - snake on bed |
| Somebody snitched on me. | Speckled Band - Holmes and dead man |
| I spilled some ink | Second Stain - woman stabs |
| On Mommy's rug; | Second Stain - turns rug over |
| I made Tommy eat a bug; | Devil's Foot - forces man over lantern |
| Bought some gum with a penny slug;l | Final Problem - trying to sell Mona Lisa |
| Somebody snitched on me. | Final Problem - Holmes sees Moriarity |
| Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas | Blue Carbuncle - police stop man before window | Mommy and Daddy are mad. | Blue Carbuncle - mad lady |
| I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas | Blue Carbuncle - thief pleads to Holmes |
| 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. | . |
| I put a tack on | Priory Schoool - bastard son pulls away heir |
| Teacher's chair | Priory Schoool - sad duke in chair |
| somebody snitched on me. | Priory Schoool - Holmes and bastard son |
| I tied a knot in Susie's hair | Copper Beeches - wants to touch hair |
| somebody snitched on me. | Copper Beeches - Holmes stops him from attacking |
| I did a dance on Mommy's plants | Musgrave Ritual - making love in loft |
| climbed a tree and tore my pants | Creeping man |
| Filled the sugar bowl with ants | Three Gables - boy being beaten |
| somebody snitched on me. | Three Gables - gossip |
| So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas | Three Gables - holmes snitches away paper | Mommy and Daddy are mad. | Three Gables - grandmother and holmes upset |
| I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas | Three Gables - depressed woman, newspaper |
| 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. | Three Gables - woman attacks holmes |
| I won't be seeing Santa Claus; | Cardboard Box - man attacks wife |
| Somebody snitched on me. | Cardboard Box - woman collapses with box |
| He won't come visit me because | Cardboard Box - man in jail |
| Somebody snitched on me. | Cardboard Box - face under ice |
| Next year I'll be going straight; | Blue Carbuncle - man out of jail kisses children |
| Next year I'll be good, just wait | Dancing Men - closes cocaine box |
| I'd start now, but it's too late; | Vampyre - holmes scares Watson |
| Somebody snitched on me. | Blackmailer - watson turns away annoyed |
| So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas | Cardboard Box - holmes decorating instruments | Mommy and Daddy are mad. | Dying Detective - Mrs Hudson and Watson walking down street |
| I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas | Eligible Bachelor - holmes in nightshirt in rain |
| 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. | Naval Treaty - VR in bullet holes |
| So you better be good whatever you do | Blue Carbuncle - woman walking up Christmas stairs |
| 'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you, | . |
| You'll get nuttin' | Blue Carbuncle - woman petting empty case |
| For Christmas. | Blue Carbuncle - gem goes into Holmes' drawer |


Copyright © 2005, Mary S. Van Deusen