The Christmas Song

The Christmas Song
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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire	? - Doyle running from burning car
Jack Frost nipping at your nose	? - Bodie with a bad cold
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir	? - Bodie and Doyle singing with girls
And folks dressed up like eskimos	? - strippers
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe	? - Bodie tapping bread crust on refrigerator
Help to make the season bright	? - Something else blowing up
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow	? - has to be Bodie acting like a kid
Will find it hard to sleep tonight	? - Doyle wakes up Bodie; or Bodie sleeping on sofa of girl
They know that Santa's on his way	? - speeding car or Cowley
He's bringing lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh	? Weapons from somewhere
And every mother's child is gonna spy	? - telescope or binoculars
To see if reindeer really know how to fly	? - Somebody falling off something; Bodie or Doyle shaking head
And so I'm offering this simple phrase	.
To kids from one to ninety-two	.
Although it's been said many times, many ways	OLD DOGS - Cowley at blackboard
Merry Chrismas to you	.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase	.
To kids from one to ninety-two	.
Although it's been said many times, many ways	.
Merry Chrismas to you	Christmas design of Bodie and Doyle