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THU MADE-TITE HOT DAWGS
In connection with our fellow literati, Louis H. Engle, we arise at this time to state that the only time this column appears is just after the Tiger has had a MADE-TITE HOT DAWG.

HONEST--THE ONLY REASON WE RUN THIS IS BECAUSE IT CAME WITH THE SNOOTIEST DOGGONE SEAL ON IT.
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JUS'N EPITAPH
Here's to Chicago
The home of chapels that beam
Where under the turf lies buried
Its football team.

--About 42
Pseudonym not in Dec 14 list

Lissen Kid:
--The Stumble Bum

HEAR YE!
Anyone desiring words with the Blind Tiger peaceful or otherwise are assured that the beastie may be found in the Maroon office between 4:00 P.M. and 4:30 P.M. during the week. Appointments will be made through the Third Business Secretary only. Horsewhips and clubs will be filed in the boxes provided. If your contrib did not appear it may be recovered by application to the janitor, but be sure to see him before the wastebaskets are emptied. Short prose squibs are needed. Scotty says he doesn't like poetry as a steady diet.

THE FIRST VIOLIN
--Princesse Dorothy

"After all--Stagg feared 'em." (football coach)