YEAH! IT WUZ NISE
N' yesterday we had our first, our very first roto section in the Maroon. Weren't you just thrilled to DEATH? All those LOVELY pictures of the big strong ice men boxing! Gosh. But let's do it right! Isn't there a ship rail somewhere that the Chicago women can sit on n' cross their legs? We know our rotogravure!
Are you the horse officer?" sez he.
"Yep!" sez tha Lieutenant.
"I wanna play polo," sez the Frosh.
"Yep?" sez tha Lieutenant.
"Yep." sez the Frosh.
"Have yuh signed up for military?" sez the Loot.
"Nope" sez tha Frosh.
"Tha H...!" sez tha Lieutenant. "Yep." sez the Frosh.
--Sargint F.A. Unit.
"N' that'll be all--"
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