University of Chicago - The Daily Maroon
Nov 6, 1928
You have gone.
I do not understand!
I only know that as you went
You turned and smiled, and laughed
And called me "Friend"
I do not understand.
To the Anxious Big Man
To Ida Noyes Hall
--The Ramblin' Romeo
Pseudonym not on Dec 14 list
I suggest thot yu boil the Stumble Bum in very hot oyl and then shoote the poer remains.
Hessa bum all rite. What dux he think us literati is? We dont want no bum like him in
our circul! When we rites serius wurds we duz it with intents thot and wurk and no guy
that is such a bum pote can write in our Atheium.
Quite right Shakspere Old Top! We must maintain the literary standards of the jolly old column.
"After all--it was almost a tie!"