The Stumble Bum.
I always wanted to be like you ...... and now
Remember when I used to warm your bed before you tumbled into it on cold winter nights? Well, I wish I had someone to warm mine now.
I always envied your smooth way of talking, especially when it concerned "women" .... Look! She said I had a real line.
And so on far into the night...... The 'Appy Outcast.
Copyright © 2001, Mary S. Van Deusen